What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.