An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....
Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
You guys have no life!
Because nobody liked it on earth.
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
Some people think God is real.
God doesn't punish anyone twice.
Only one of them made it to the moon.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
He was Snowden.
If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"
You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)
