An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....
WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
My life revolves around you!
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.
I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
She returned home with a red snapper.
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
They barely had any atmosphere.
