Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!