Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

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What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

What is another word for a python ?

A mega-bite !