Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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Why did the python do national service ?

He was coiled up !

What is another word for a python ?

A mega-bite !