What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

Why did the python do national service ?

He was coiled up !