What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.