What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

What building has the most stories?

A library.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.