Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Gotta Dash!
You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Only one cannoli.
A pasta free.
It had a lot of problems
Because he was Poplar!
Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.
The Holocaust.
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
A: a $20 bill
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
I'm stuck on you!"
A pinat
Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
