Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
He left lip prints on the mirror!
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Tony.
Tie his hands together
Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "
With lots of hops!
No Drought.**
Dr. Pepe
In the spaghetto
A nun with a javelin through her head.
A: A horse and rider.
I don't have a stamp collection.
When there's a stamp on it.
Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!
The NBA draft
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.