Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.
For Harambe.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
An Italian astronaut :-D
In the spaghetto
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'
One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.
Spaghetto.
So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
A stamp.
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
Because he was stuck in denial.
Grandpa. :(
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
