Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

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What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".