When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
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What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.