Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

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What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Ny Jokes More Ny Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything