What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.