What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

el' if I know."

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

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What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."