What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.