What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."