What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.