Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis
They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)
Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"
In Jeff Pesos.
Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.
Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.
To avoid criticism and comparison.
