Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

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Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.