Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.