Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.