Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!