Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."