How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator