How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.