What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.