A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Because to them love means nothing.
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
He got a taste of religion.
