A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
It got stuck to the chicken.
An Oreo crookie
Rustled Crow
The one with the most branches!
A dry doc.
He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta
Nikki Menage a Troi Courtesy of Jokels.com:
