A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
It was stuck to the chicken's legs.
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
Pigeon English !
Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.
Mitemares
A "shhh"nauzer
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.
Nikki Menage a Troi Courtesy of Jokels.com:
