What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

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Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.