What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.