What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl !

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Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.