Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.