Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.