What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

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Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

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What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game