Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.