Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

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Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !