How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say?

Allahu Ackbar!

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!