How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say?

Allahu Ackbar!

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!