What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.