What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

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What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"