What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day