What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.