Hog and kisses!
and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
asks his wife. "31 black"
He got lost in the maize.
Because their stalks are always growing.
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
To the Moooovies
Sir Lunchalot.