Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.