Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.