What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

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How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

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Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!