Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

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What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!