What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.