Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!