Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

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Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..