Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.