A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
Tractor beams.
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
I'm tired".
They ketchup.
They pig out.
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.
ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*
Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).
They're writing their last will and testament.
