Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).

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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.