Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What's your favorite joke?

mine's Womens Rights.

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is