What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Baboon Jokes More Baboon Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people