What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Sushi Restaurant Jokes More Sushi Restaurant Jokes

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.