Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.