Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Previous Random Joke Next

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

Washington Dc Jokes More Washington Dc Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.