Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.