Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs