Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

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What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice