Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

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When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect