Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo