Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

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What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

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Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

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What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!