Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.