Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.