Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

Tounge Jokes More Tounge Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.

Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool...