Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

Flat Mate Jokes More Flat Mate Jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.