Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Tounge Jokes More Tounge Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.

Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool...

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.