What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

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When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling