How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.