How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.