What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!