What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.