Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.