Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver