Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

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What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!