Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

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Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.