Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

World Jokes More World Jokes

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!