How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

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How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Won.

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!