Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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Why is this wet?

she asks. "Because it's below C level."

What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common?

They are all below "C level".