Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

C Level Jokes More C Level Jokes

Why is this wet?

she asks. "Because it's below C level."

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.