Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common?

They are all below "C level".

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.