How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to