How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...