How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.