How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.