How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

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How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!