Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
He's still there.
Kermit the frog
Smelling salts.