How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

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Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"