Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

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Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.